Candle For..

Fun scented candles for everyone in your life!

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THE MIDDLE CHILD

Who are you again?

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are #1. my older siblings and #2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family.

SOCIAL ANXIETY

I'm *cough* super sick

Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.

Vodka Vitamin Water Scented

I tried.

Honest to God, I tried to make to the weekend this week. But honey, it's 3 p.m. on a Thursday and this thirsty thug just ain't gonna make it. So put yourself together because we've got a date with a double dirty martini with extra olives and blue cheese.

Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.

Burn time: 60 hours