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Hairball much?

Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toys, but at least they don't leave the toilet seat up. Most days.

Cat People 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
-Funniest Cat Videos I've Seen
-Why Cats Are Way Better Than Dogs

-Types of Hairballs & What They Mean On an Existential Level

Covered in drool...

But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say you sometimes substitute drool for showers. But hey, when you're just headed back to the dog park, does it really matter?

Dog People 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
- Dogs I'm Going to Get Next
- Why Dogs Are Way Better Than People
- Types of Dog Farts & What They Mean On a Spiritual Level

Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.

Grammar Police 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
- Violations of Your/You're
-Unsolicited Grammatical Revisions I've Sent to Random Companies
- Official Grammar Police Manual

Hashtag duh.

It seems like lately, everyone has goals. #hairgoals #friendgoals #pizzagoals #beergoals #napgoals #goopgoals ... awww, crap. I wrote goals too many times and now it sounds weird. Goals. Goals. GOALS. Gooooaaaallls. Tag. You're it.

#Goals 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
-Exercises I Probs Won't Do
-Motivational Quotes I Copied from the Internet
-#Goals I Stole from Friends

None to give.

We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. None to give.

Zero Fucks 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
- People Who Made Me This Way
- Number of Times I Said Fuck It Today
- Journal of No Fucks

It's ten a.m. somewhere.

Mid-morning wines are some of my favorite varietals. I mean, you can't watch Kathie Lee and Hoda without joining in, can you? It's unseemly. And while I like to start with a light and crisp Riesling, by afternoon I've moved on to a Rose and by dinner, it's more like a Cabernet or Pinot Noir. The beauty of this scenario is that while I can't remember actually going to bed at night, I always wake up in time for my ten a.m. alarm!

Winos 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
-Best Breakfast Chardonnays
-Wines That Pair Well with Other Wines
-Energizing Wines for the Shower

People suck.

That's why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. And we can't say we blame you. The best parties I've been to involve tons of pizza, beer, Netflix, and me.

Introverts 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
-1-Person Party Ideas
-The Joys of Isolation
-Top Reasons to Stay Home

Sure, I'll get to that later.

Me? A procrastinator? No way. Just because I have a 12-year plan to fix that squeaky front door does not make me a procrastinator. I'm a PLANNER. I spend all my time making lists. Not doing manual labor, pal.

Procrastinators 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
-To Do Lists I'll Never Do
-Goals for the Year After Next
- Unused Journal

Comes with three different 4" x 5.5" journals banded together.
Journals are pocket-sized with rounded corners, blank pages, and sturdy brown, black, and tan covers.